Apropos of nothing but a mostly irrelevant digression on another blog, I would like to make an annoucement: everytime someone seriously utters the bizarre and oxymoronic (in the bad sense) phrase “just war”, I involuntarily imagine their brains dribbling out of their noses. Sorry folks, nothing personal, that’s just the way it is.
Generally, whenever I realize that someone is going to attempt to explain and defend this concept, I need not actually read any further. I need not continue exploring their arguments. I need not obtain any further background on the matter at hand. It is, at that point, over. Because, frankly, there is no such thing. It is very obvious propaganda and merely a sign of how far people are willing to go, intellectually, to avoid what is staring them in the face.
And what is staring them in the face is that fact that war emerges from a political situation, and the very existence of the political situation suggests that there is something unjust involved here. A true “just war” would be one in which each of the participants has an equally legitimate case for an aggression that is definitely going to hurt a few bystanders, to say the least. When you meet such a situation, call me. Generally, it’s the case that neither has any real justification. A pox on both your houses.
“But, Mandos!” you exclaim because you are wading in Egypt’s most famous river, “What are you? Some sort of granola crunching pacifist. Sheesh. What happens when you need to defend yourself?” Trust me, I tell you, I am no principled caricature of a pacifist. If I am hit, and I have the power and presence of mind to do say, I will very likely hit back. What I won’t say, however, is that there is any grand overarching “courage” or “principle” in hitting back—just as I wouldn’t say that there is any real principle in not hitting back. I am, you see, willing to grudgingly look the other way when, in a hypothetical situation, someone says, “It is necessary that we fight a war.”
“But, Mandos!” you exclaim again because you are just being ornery and repetitive. “What if we need to save other people—from an evil fascist aggressor.” First of all, I would be very suspicious, if you were to say this, and I would ask you to take your hand out of your pocket and maybe even strip down to your underwear to make sure that you aren’t concealing an ulterior motive. And then, if I am satisfied (has not happened in the meagre lifetime of this mortal raiment), I would say, “Fine. Be that way. But do not tell me that you are a hero when you return.”
Because, you see, “just war theory” is but a euphemism for “heroic state theory.” Just from the name, dudes and dudettes. Just from the name.